Is your professional service firm turning away customers
August 18th, 2011 by Ingrid Cliff
I constantly hear how tight things are for many businesses – particularly professional service firms. But I have to tell you, there are an awful lot of firms doing their utmost to turn clients away.
In the past few days I have been talking with colleagues to try to get referrals to good firms (all say the same thing – when I find one please tell them) … and doing the ring around of potential firms. It is darn scary how many service firms adopt client killing strategies as standard practice.
So on the basis of chatting with my colleagues (who were only too happy to chip in their war stories), and myself – here are my top 10 client killing strategies used by many professional service firms:
- Hire the vaguest receptionist you can find, and train them to respond when people call to say they want to bring their business over to them “The partner isn’t here – can you call back tomorrow”. Make the caller beg to leave their phone number.
- Don’t return or acknowledge emails … ever.
- Don’t return phone calls within a few days.
- Make sure you miss all deadlines for little business related corporations – like the ATO.
- Make the client follow you up to remind you of what needs to be done – and constantly make them ask you, “So where exactly is that matter at?” Never volunteer any information about a client’s business or where projects are at.
- Regularly ask for thousands of reports and pieces of paper and then never tell the client what you want them for or what you are doing with them. Then lose the pieces of paper you have asked for … and then ask for another copy … and another copy … and another copy …
- Create a “quirky and fun” website that shows the “out there” personality of the partners of the firm. Ensure there is some reference to assorted pets, or unusual hobby (Yes – I always pick my professional firm based on whether or not they have a Bischon Frise listed on the staff and not by if they know their profession).
- Put little gold stars or smiley stamps on documents to show how fun and friendly you are.
- Preach ethics and good business practice to the widest possible audience, and then do the complete opposite for your own business.
- Charge premium rate value based fees – and deliver zero value.
I am sure similar problems occur in businesses outside professional service firms, it is just they seem to be over-represented in practicing these top 10.
So – what are your war stories? I’d love to hear what you have experienced.
Ingrid Cliff
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August 18th, 2011 at 4:45 pm
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August 18th, 2011 at 5:34 pm
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August 19th, 2011 at 11:45 am
This is great and unfortunately not uncommon. We have a Charter of Trade to send to suppliers-not just profession service firms-in an attempt to smooth our transactions and avoid some of the above;
You will supply the product or service as described, whether verbally or written.
Your documentation will be easy to understand and written in plain English.
The product or service will be of acceptable quality.
Your charges will match exactly what you have quoted, possibly less but certainly no more.
You will communicate with us:
• If there is a delay, you will tell us.
• If there is a problem with quality, you will tell us.
• If there is some product or service not available, you will tell us.
• You are in the service business – we should not have to keep ringing you. Our focus is away from you towards our customers.
Your invoices will be easy to understand and conform to accepted conventions. If you have poorly designed accounting system, please do not inflict it upon your customers. Take it up with your supplier .
Please return our calls, or we will go elsewhere. Please return our emails or we will go elsewhere. Tell us the best method to communicate with you…and honour it.
For our part we will help you grow your business or if you are an employee, help keep you in a job.
We will pay on or before the due date.
We will provide you with accurate payment details.
We will have systems in place and ensure they work.
…and so on
August 24th, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Great piece Ingrid. Reminds me of a really bad email customer service experience I had with a Telco re-seller a couple of months ago. The sales person rang to speak with me. Then emailed. As I don’t need a third party re-seller for my phone, website and internet & emailed politely back saying just that and asking to be removed from their call list. His emailed response was pathetic and frankly laughable. Firstly he called me by the wrong name not once but three times in the email, including in the salutation. He then stated he wasn’t a reseller but a ‘Third party purchaser and onseller of telco products’. Pardon me, but aren’t they the same thing? He raved and ranted for a few lines more basically saying I was wrong and then to top it off. When I became annoyed and tried to ring him he had the wrong phone number for the company in his auto signature!!!! I emailed back and told him that his unprofesional response had guaranteed 100% I wouldn’t deal with his company ever & told him if he ever contacted me again I’d report him to the ADMA. What a terrible way to do ‘cold call’ sales.